I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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