ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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