did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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