once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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