oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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