Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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