Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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