I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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