Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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