Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You're a waste of cheezeits
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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