: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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