I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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