Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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