the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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