Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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