Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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