Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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