You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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