I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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