Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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