Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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