Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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