Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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