First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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