I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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