you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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