haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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