i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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