you traded sex for a burrito?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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