i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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