yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So much Jack, so little girl.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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