In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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