I must be too annoying 4 u.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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