I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Houston, we have a squirter
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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