So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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