How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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