eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
i now understand why vodka
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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