I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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