Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I intend to get homeless drunk
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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