so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize