can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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