Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
