it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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