i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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