IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
home. puking in laundry basket.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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