he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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