I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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