Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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