Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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