who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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