He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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