I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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