he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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