idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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