You're completely useless in the revolution.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
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