Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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