The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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