i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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